I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Mom said you looked used
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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