is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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