The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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