i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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