did you get engaged???
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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