Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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