Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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