yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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