He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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