Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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