dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Randomize
