sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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