zippers are such a cool invention
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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