Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
how drunk are you?
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