No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
50% drunk capacity currently
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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