Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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