People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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