no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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