I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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