I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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