he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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