I want to walk on stilts...naked
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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