I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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