Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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