i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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