Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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