In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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