Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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