where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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