I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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