i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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