super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We’re leaving where are you
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