I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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