I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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