So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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