This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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