marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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