The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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