woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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