I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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