awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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