put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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