She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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