You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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