For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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