omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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