didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I've blown a few things in my day
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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