Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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