We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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