Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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