So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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