I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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