I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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