I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
