I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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