would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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