I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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