he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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